SMSKAR

M-is for d million things she gave me

O-means only that she's growing old

T-is for d tears she shed 2 save me

H-is for her heart of purest gold

E-is * some text missing *

Larkiya kanch ki choriyo ki tarha hoti hai..qaim rhain to shan barhati hai or agar toot jain to koi b inhe smait k hath zakhmi nahi karta"
Dedicated 2 all GIRLZ

For ACCA students

Ques: prove that 2/10=2.

Normal colege sutdnt insist question is "out of slaybus" or incorect but CA stdnt nevr know wht is corect answer, he always thnk we are CA stdnt and we should thnk difrnt and invent new miracles so CA student wil solve dis example as below:

2=two
10=ten, therefore
= two/ten
= cancel (t)
= wo/en

W=23
O=15
E=5
N=14,

therefore

w+o=23+15=38
& e+n=5+14=19

Therefore

wo/en = 38/19 = 2

Hence proved!!!

For Charted Acountants it doesn't matter answer kya hy, they say "answer kya laana hy yeh bata humain??

"ACCA" ROCKS

Enjoying in burning hotness- thats my vcations.

Shivering with fear of result- thats my winter.

Have empty pockets with Ideas for pakistan tour-thats my passion.

Thinking to make long long calls to all my friends, but balance Rs 3.43-still thats my love for friends.

Want to study whn nothing is to study- thats my love for books.

Who m I?

"Typical student" ;)

Amazing:-
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning...

Dormitory = Dirty Room

Astronomer = Moon starer

The eyes = They see

Election Results = Lies lets recount

Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler

Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..

High level cnfidnce
Teacher 2 student: If u tel me, where is GOD, i'll reward u 100 rupees

Student : n If u tell me where GOD is not, i'll reward u 200 rupees.

LAW OF TELEPHONE:

When u dial a wrong number,u never get a busy tone.

LAW OF WORKSHOP:

Any tool when dropped, will roll to least accessable corner.

LAW OF TRAFFIC:

If u change lane, the one u were in will start moving faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER:

Probability of meeting someone u know increases when u r with someone u dont want to be seen with.

LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:

Anything is possible if u dont know what u r talking about...

"WHY ME ?"

Arthur,
A Legendary Wimbeldon Tennis player,

was dying of AIDS which he got due to Infected Blood he received during a Heart Surgery.
Once he was asked:
why did GOD choose you for such a bad disease?
Arthur rplied:
From the world over 50 million children start playing Tennis,
1 million learn to play it,
50,000 learn Professional Tennis,
20,000 come to the Circuit,
5000 reach the Grand Slam,
50 reach Wimbledon,
4 to Semi Finals,
and 2 to the Finals,
And only 1 wins,

when I was that only ONE
and I was holding the Cup, I never asked GOD:
"Why me?"
so why now...?

Piece of PHILOSOPHY :

Small things hurt a lot

Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin..! ;-)

8 best moments in life

1>
Giving the 1st salary to ur parents.

2>
Thinking your love with tears.

3>
Looking old photos & smiling.

4>
A sweet & emotional chat with friends

5>
Holding hands with your loved ones for a walk.

6>
Getting a hug from one who cares you.

7>
1st kiss to your child when he /she is born.

8>
The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.

Wish u all such gr8 moments!

Have a wonderful life! :-D

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRYCHRISTMAS.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don"t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Don"t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can"t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season"s Greetings!

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We"ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

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Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ"s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year

Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season's Greetings!

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas