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Hitman

Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair

Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You?ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you?re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal?.

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,

THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".

Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.

description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella.....

Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI

B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals

So be the bhai of every girl

pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?

Pathan ne jawaab diya:

N=no

W=women

F=for

P=pathan. ! ! !

S . M . S Doesn't Mean
"Short Messaging Servie".

It Only Means
"Sweet . Memories . Shared"

Wid A Special, Loving, Caring & Sweet Person Lyk You :->

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means?
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever

''Pakistan means''
P=Pistol
A=Atom bomb
K=Khud kash hamla
I=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No election

"Emergency mubarak"

?ISLAM? stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information [...]

L =====
O =====
V =====
E =====
L=loss of money.
o=out of mind.
v=vaste of time.
e=end of life.
So don?t LOVE.
Only line maro?.

It?s My Last Msg To U.
LAST bole tu..
L= Love U alwz
A= All time miss U
S= Save U in my heart,
T= True friend in my life.
So Don?t Wory n B Happy! ;->

In 2009 Pakistan means
P=Petrol 88.89 RS Ltr
A=Aata 66 RS kg
K=Khud kash hamle
i=ilm ki kami
S=Sarko pe pani
T=Trafic jam
A=Awam Helpless
N=No electrictiy ;->

Father Means

F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who?s There
H= He?s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One?
No One Can Beat Him He?s The Best!!!

STRANGE BUT TRUE:-
In ancient times, in England before people havin sex, they needed sp?ci?l permission 4m d king. Pple who got permission used to hang a playcard on their door which said:
?Fornication
Under
Consent of
King?
Thats F. U. C. K. for short.
Now U know where that cute word came from..?

Ye sb kuch sirf ap kelie lekha he.

A.acha he tu.
B.bawafa he tu.
C.chahat wala hetu.
D.durd wala hetu.
E.end of to my life he tu.
F.frnd is very god he tu.
G.gosh.e.dil he tu.
H.hussin.e.jahan he tu.
I.inam.e.dil he tu.
j.jiger gosha hetu.
k.kitab.e.dil he tu.
L.lugt.e.ishiq he tu.
M.mosin.e. Zindgi he tu.
N.nazr.e.karam he tu.
O.out of enyme he tu.
P.peyar ka bani he tu.
R.resarh of love he tu.
S.shoq.e .ishiq he tu.
T.talb.e.husin he tu.
U.umeed.e.dil he [...]

India me ek Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hai,
Bolta B hai
Chalta B hai
Khata B hai
Monchen hen us ki
Pagri pehnta hai
Naam hai uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi??
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish

What is da true meaning of ?Study? ???
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning?
So study hard ok !!!!

What is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, mot.
O, oljhan.
H, harna.
A, aansu.
B, bewafai.
B, barbadi.
A, andhera.
T, tanhai.
SO friendship is always better than love?

These are some of the romantic countries in the world

HOLLAND
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

ITALY
I Trust And Love You

LIBYA
Love Is Beautiful You Also

G: God
O: Offers us His
O: Outstanding
D: Devotion 2

M: Make us
O: Obedient &
R: Ready 4 a
N: Newday 2
I: Initiate
N: New Aim 4 d
G: Glory of God

GUD MORNING

Whenever any beautiful girl calls u "BHAI".

Never get upset..

"BHAI" is an abbreviation of:

B-Beautiful
H-Husband
A-Amongst
I-Ideals

So
keep making SISTERS!

F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field of love*
*Root of joy*
*Island of God*
*End of sorrows*
*Name of hope*
*Door of understanding* (=

Do You Know What Pakistan MeanS?

No???

O.K.

Let Me Tell You

P-> Perfect
A-> Aimitious
K-> Kool
I-> Islamic
S-> Super
T-> Talented
A-> Able
N-> Nation. . .

"SHEIKH" MEANS

S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King of Mind
H: Honest

PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO BE A SHEIKH

Bipasha bharat ke har nagrik ka adikar he,
bipasa har kisiki jaruriyat he,
bipasha har kisiko milni chahiye,
bi-bijli
pa-pani
sha-shadak

D-Dear
A-Always
R-Remember
L-Love
I-Is
N-Not
G-Game. :-)

MISSED CALL Means -

"M"Ost
"I"Nnovative
"S"Tylish
"S"Till
"E"Ffecti Ve
"D"Evice

"C"Onveying
"A"Pnapan
"L"Ove &
"L"Oneliness

F R I D A Y

F= Farz allah ka ada karo

R= Rab ko razi karo

I= Ibadat dil se karo

D= Darud kasrat se parho

A= Allah se mango

Y= Yaad rakho mujhe DUAON ME:-

True meanings of "GIRL"

"G"= GOSSIP may sab se aagey..

"I"= INNOCENT sirf shakal se..

"R"= RONE ki automatic machine..

"L"= LARAI may sab ki maa... ;-)

What is da true meaning of 'Study' ???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

H- apPy FeElInGs ShArEd

U- nIvErSaLlY wArM & fUzZy

G- rEaT 2 gIvE & 2 rEcEiVe

S- uRe 2 MaKe AnYoNe'S dAy

I hOpE tHiS
"HUG"
MaKeS uR dAy BrIgHtEr

FuLL FoRm oF bOyS...
B - bAdMaShIyOn Me sAb sE aAgE.
O - oLLo0 kI tArAh rAAt mE jAaGe.
Y - yAaRiAn NiBhAtE jAaN lAgA k.
S - ShArEeF SiRf MaA BaAp k AaGe... ;->

~¤Fantastic definitions¤~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays :-D

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich ;-)

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters ;-)

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work :-)

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight :-)

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. ;-)

s:"still"
m:"mad"
a:"always"
r:"responsible"
t:"teasing"

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:"M Y M O M"
O:"O B L I G E"
T:"T E R R I F I C"
H:"H O N E S T"
E:"E X C E L L E N T"
R:"R E S P O N S I B L E"

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

Joy and Temperance and Repose
Slam the door on the doctor's nose. -Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt. - Kin Hubbard

Q: What do you do with 365 used Condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Main Jis ki khatir muhabbaton ki har ek had say guzar gaya hun

Wo ab bhi mujh say ye puchti hai k such batao mera number kahan se mila.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Aik jagah B.A Ki Degree ki Sale Ho Rahi thi,
Aik Admi Ghoray sE Utra Bhaga Hua Gya Or Aik Degree li Or Bola Bhai AIk Or Degree meray Ghoray k Liay Bhi de do,
Saleman Bola jAnab Ye Degree siRf Gadhon k Liay Hai.

Old Age is when you start turning off lights for economical reasons.. Rather than romantic ones... ;-